Across Mexico, Mexicans celebrate 5 de Mayo by doing what they normally do on a Tuesday

 Today Americans of all colors will set aside their differences to double tequila sales while devouring 81…

Jesus “Chuy” Garcia on Campaigning: “Ya me cansé.”

April Fool’s–Gozamos style!

Woman Crawls 10 Miles on Knees to Basilica to Ask for Miracle, God Says, “¡Qué pendeja!”

Woman says she’ll try again next year.

Family Stunned After Abuelita Admits Her Famous Chicken Soup Is from Lalo’s

Guatemalan Man Dies After Spending Entire Life Explaining He’s Not Mexican

“He was such a nice Mexican guy,” lament mourners.

Phil Ponce to Garcia: “How can you shave city debt if you can’t shave mustache?”

Phil Ponce to Garcia: “How can you shave city debt if you can’t shave mustache?"

Middle-class Latinos in Pilsen Insist: “We’re not gentrifiers. We don’t buy clothes made by children younger than 6.”

April Fool’s–Gozamos style!

Family Starves to Death After Man Comes Home with Carnitas, Forgets Tortillas

April Fool’s–Gozamos style!

Rahm to Latino voters: “All of my friends’ maids are Hispanic”

April Fool’s–Gozamos style!