Today Americans of all colors will set aside their differences to double tequila sales while devouring 81…
Author: Gozamos
BREAKING: Mexicans Say “Fuck it!”, Officially Call 5 de Mayo “Independence Day”
Today Americans of all colors will set aside their differences to double tequila sales while devouring 81…
Honduran man calls in sick to avoid coworkers wishing him a Happy Cinco de Mayo
Today Americans of all colors will set aside their differences to double tequila sales while devouring 81…
People of Irish and Mexican descent call for month-long holiday so people can enjoy being very drunk, kind of racist for 4 weekends in a row
Today Americans of all colors will set aside their differences to double tequila sales while devouring 81…
Across Mexico, Mexicans celebrate 5 de Mayo by doing what they normally do on a Tuesday
Today Americans of all colors will set aside their differences to double tequila sales while devouring 81…
Woman Crawls 10 Miles on Knees to Basilica to Ask for Miracle, God Says, “¡Qué pendeja!”
Woman says she’ll try again next year.
Guatemalan Man Dies After Spending Entire Life Explaining He’s Not Mexican
“He was such a nice Mexican guy,” lament mourners.