BREAKING: Mexicans Say “Fuck it!”, Officially Call 5 de Mayo “Independence Day”

 Today Americans of all colors will set aside their differences to double tequila sales while devouring 81…

Honduran man calls in sick to avoid coworkers wishing him a Happy Cinco de Mayo

Today Americans of all colors will set aside their differences to double tequila sales while devouring 81…

People of Irish and Mexican descent call for month-long holiday so people can enjoy being very drunk, kind of racist for 4 weekends in a row

 Today Americans of all colors will set aside their differences to double tequila sales while devouring 81…

Across Mexico, Mexicans celebrate 5 de Mayo by doing what they normally do on a Tuesday

 Today Americans of all colors will set aside their differences to double tequila sales while devouring 81…

Jesus “Chuy” Garcia on Campaigning: “Ya me cansé.”

April Fool’s–Gozamos style!

Woman Crawls 10 Miles on Knees to Basilica to Ask for Miracle, God Says, “¡Qué pendeja!”

Woman says she’ll try again next year.

Family Stunned After Abuelita Admits Her Famous Chicken Soup Is from Lalo’s

Guatemalan Man Dies After Spending Entire Life Explaining He’s Not Mexican

“He was such a nice Mexican guy,” lament mourners.

Phil Ponce to Garcia: “How can you shave city debt if you can’t shave mustache?”

Phil Ponce to Garcia: “How can you shave city debt if you can’t shave mustache?"