Family Stunned After Abuelita Admits Her Famous Chicken Soup Is from Lalo’s

Guatemalan Man Dies After Spending Entire Life Explaining He’s Not Mexican

“He was such a nice Mexican guy,” lament mourners.

Phil Ponce to Garcia: “How can you shave city debt if you can’t shave mustache?”

Phil Ponce to Garcia: “How can you shave city debt if you can’t shave mustache?"

Middle-class Latinos in Pilsen Insist: “We’re not gentrifiers. We don’t buy clothes made by children younger than 6.”

April Fool’s–Gozamos style!

Family Starves to Death After Man Comes Home with Carnitas, Forgets Tortillas

April Fool’s–Gozamos style!

Rahm to Latino voters: “All of my friends’ maids are Hispanic”

April Fool’s–Gozamos style!

New Poll Reveals Latinos Are Never Polled, Tribune Reports “0% of Latinos Say They’ll Vote for Chuy”

The Tribune used the finding to report that “0% of Latinos say they’ll vote for Chuy.”

Jesus “Chuy” Garcia Reveals Financial Strategy, Plans to Rub Vicks Over Whole City

When pushed further on the city debt crisis, Garcia stated: “I’ll pay it when I get…

Rep. Gutierrez: “Do we really want a Latino running Chicago?”

Rep. Gutierrez: “Do we really want a Latino running Chicago?"