Phil Ponce to Garcia: “How can you shave city debt if you can’t shave mustache?"
Author: Gozamos
Family Starves to Death After Man Comes Home with Carnitas, Forgets Tortillas
April Fool’s–Gozamos style!
Rahm to Latino voters: “All of my friends’ maids are Hispanic”
April Fool’s–Gozamos style!
New Poll Reveals Latinos Are Never Polled, Tribune Reports “0% of Latinos Say They’ll Vote for Chuy”
The Tribune used the finding to report that “0% of Latinos say they’ll vote for Chuy.”
Jesus “Chuy” Garcia Reveals Financial Strategy, Plans to Rub Vicks Over Whole City
When pushed further on the city debt crisis, Garcia stated: “I’ll pay it when I get…
Rep. Gutierrez: “Do we really want a Latino running Chicago?”
Rep. Gutierrez: “Do we really want a Latino running Chicago?"
Do Pilsen Up Right
We get it. Pilsen is quickly mutating into an “It Barrio,” a hipster mecca, a new…
Your Pain on Drugs
A senator in Colombia is calling on his colleagues to reopen the debate on marijuana laws:…