It’s Thanksgiving and you’re tired of being around your family. Football isn’t on TV, and it seems like all hope is lost. What do you do? I have an idea. You should come to Schubas for this show that I’m putting on. I’m hosting. (I’m Hannibal Buress.) There will be comedy, music, and some other stuff too (Porn). You have to be 18 to get into this show so if you aren’t 18 start working on that now and get your life together and become 18 immediately. It will be a fun time.